Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
Writing is a dog's life, but the only life worth living.
Be thou comforted, little dog, Thou too in Resurrection shall have a little golden tail.
In modern war... you will die like a dog for no good reason
A lot of married people certainly have wonderful relationships with their dogs, but when you're single and your dog is the only other living thing in your house, it's a really special relationship which I wanted CATHY to have.
"Nobody can fully understand the meaning of love unless
he's owned a dog. A dog can show you more honest
affection with a flick of his tail than a man can
gather through a lifetime of handshakes
"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare
and love we can spare.
And in return, dogs give us their all.
It's the best deal man has ever made."
"If you pick up a starving Dog and make him prosperous,
he will not bite you.
This is the principal difference between
a dog and a man..
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.
A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.
" No Matter how little money and how few possessions,
you own, having a dog makes you rich.
Dogs and philosophers do the greatest good and get the fewest rewards.
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
I am called a dog because I fawn on those who give me anything, I yelp at those who refuse, and I set my teeth in rascals.
I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
The dog doesn't know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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